October 2011
1 post
My Occupy wall street rant
Honestly… Much like Socialism, I support the idea of this “occupy wall street” business. but I spit out my coffee that I wasn’t even drinking when I read their list of demands… For one reason, it was a list of demands! when is the last time demanding something got anyone anywhere? It is obvious we are dealing with a bunch of overly coddled puss bags. In this world,...
May 2011
8 posts
Egypt blog (Cairo): Fine, it's day 5
For reelz? We have done so, much but it doesn’t seem like it’s been that long. I mean, it feels like just yesterday I was crushing the Saharah, shasheying around on Camel with no name.
Oh, wait, whats that? It was yesterday? Ok, fine.
It’s Coptic day for for us. That means another pants day… My boys need to breeeeath!!
Drove through Tahir Square, a graph artist has...
Egypt Blog: Let's call it day 4
Well, stayed up a bit too late, and only got 4 hours of shut eye. Anyway got up to hang out and watch the smog/fog/morning dew burn off the nile and Crammed a nice breakfast in my facehole , now we are off to see some pyramids (sacharra?), then a carpet school (still confused about this, sounds like tourist sanctioned Child labor sweatshop tour?) then lunch and the pyramids of Giza, the sphinx, a...
Cairo blog: day 3?... I think...
Day 3?
What day is it? I’m so confused.
Set my phone to Cairo time, and I guess it’s wrong, cause we tried to get up for 7, ended up being 6, or something like that. Anyway, breakfast was amazing. I think the hummus here is made from angel baby crap, cause it looks like baby poo, but tastes like it’s from heaven.
The coffee is STRONG, I’m flying off two cups. I’m...
Day 2
Can it be considered day 2 if you haven’t slept yet?
Anyway, here i am in Cairo, lying on bed gazing out over the view of the Nile from 20 floors up.
As I run over the rest of the trip that has passed in my mind, these are my thoughts:
1) national treasure = waaaay better than the da vinchi code, cause it lacked all that pompous “stuff” that most movies have these days (like...
Cairo Day 1
This was all typed on my phone at 4am. So spelling, grammar and logic have been thrown out the window. Anyway…
Woke up at normal time, packed a blue pen (foreshadowing) and had the gf drive steve and I to the airport as her birthday present. Also I gave Friel (a bonus roommate that is crashing on our couch for a few weeks, and as far as I can tell is undergoing a physiological study on how...
February 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
Its time for another Blant! (Blog/Rant): I want...
Shall we discuss?
Lets,
today i heard this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IakDItZ7f7Q
and it reminded me of how awesome Coldplay was,
then it reminded me of how annoying it became to listen to Coldplay around others after “the 40 year old virgin” was released due to the fact that I probably had to hear someone say “huh, huh, you know how I know your gay? Huh, huh, cause you listen to...
August 2010
1 post
The Annoyance Entropy Theory or: The John Gibbons...
John inflates many balloons with an air-horn at Noon, the balloons hold the air, but when he pops the balloons at 5pm, he realizes it failed to retain and release the annoying sound of the air horn.
The annoyance that was in an active state (sound) is now in a potential state (the litter of balloon shrapnel) that you find years after the party where he blew up and popped dozens of balloons...
July 2010
2 posts
June 2010
4 posts
Janda gets ICED!
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
-On FML and other such self pitying/blatant cries...
I sense a rant coming on… (btw icant spell for crap, and I wrote this on my phone, deal with it)
If your reading this, than your well aware, i throw a lot of crap into your news feed from day to day, and maybe you don’t like some of it… Or a lot of it. (If its a lot, please hide Me from Your news feed) i get enough feedback that leads me to belive that my posts are enjoyable,...
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
3 posts
fresh snow//fresh year
malloryanitalawson:
Come my tan-faced children, Follow well in order, get your weapons ready, Have you your pistols? have you your sharp-edged axes? Pioneers! O pioneers!
For we cannot tarry here, We must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of danger, We the youthful sinewy races, all the rest on us depend, Pioneers! O pioneers!
O you youths, Western youths, So impatient, full of action,...
November 2009
2 posts
October 2009
11 posts
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
– Oscar Wilde (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via malloryanitalawson)
"Whoever started the RIP Kanye West hoax, Imma let...
hiphophumor:
(via hiphop-honey)
September 2009
4 posts
August 2009
8 posts